About Me

Serious Facts

• Renovated and sold over 1,000 properties with Ohio Cashflow.
• Managing 400 properties (and counting) with Oz Realty.
• Made Inc 5000 twice
• Won some bull$#@% entreprenurial awards.
• Published a book
• I have my own Wikipedia page.
• Lost $500,000 developing a Crypto token.
• Made a $#@% load investing in value stocks during Covid (still holding).
• Got F@#%ed by FTX scandal to the tune of $300,000.
• Doubled-down on Crypto again (Idiot or genius?).

Fun Facts

• Quit school at 14.
• Played professional football (soccer) at 18.
• Lived in Sydney, Zagreb, Tai Po (Hong Kong), Kansas City, Toledo, Cincinnati, Chicago, Detroit, Milano, Como, Paris, Freeport (Bahamas), Budapest, and currently I live in the Milky Way Galaxy.
• Illegally sailed from the Bahamas to Palm Beach, Florida.
• I think I have around 39 tattoos.
• Broke my left leg twice, wrist, pinky, big toe, and nose 3 times (Not fun facts).
• Smoke 3-5 cigars per day (pipe in between).
• I have no kids (that I know of).
• I meditate and pray 3 times per day to Thank God that I have no kids that I know of (jokes).
• I have no "true friends" (do you?).
• Hot pink is my favorite color.
• If I had nothing, did nothing, was nothing, the family I have is enough.